| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #87 | BOOterfinger | 3 |
| #14 | Brain Food Pastaco | 4 |
| #47 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 9 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #35 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #24 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #155 | Heimandatz's heart | 9 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #161 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 9 |
| #23 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #206 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #72 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #49 | Wet Russian | 7 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #208 | alien drugs | 8 |
| #181 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 2 |
| #87 | bottled day | 3 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1350 | box of sunshine | 140 |
| #90 | breakfast miracle | 3 |
| #623 | candied nuts | 2 |
| #35 | complex mushroom wine | 2 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #36 | filet of The Fish | 5 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #77 | glass of bourbon | 8 |
| #59 | goblin water | 11 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #59 | liquid ice | 12 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #233 | pretty flower | 1,020 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #75 | single atom | 95 |
| #35 | smooth mushroom wine | 2 |
| 🥉 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1,234 |
| #73 | spice melange | 4 |
| #56 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #53 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #36 | witch's bread | 4 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |