| #163 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 8 |
| #243 | Blatantly Canadian | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #42 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 11 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #24 | LOLmec statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #672 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #55 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 6 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #133 | adder | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #55 | antique beer | 11 |
| #151 | asshat | 20 |
| #478 | black snake skin | 8 |
| #45 | bottle of Crimbognac | 11 |
| #2285 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #31 | breakfast miracle | 11 |
| #1437 | brick | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #29 | cheer extractor | 69 |
| #21 | coal snakeskin | 2 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #42 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #33 | glass of warm water | 14 |
| #718 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #9 | grilled cheese sandwich | 11 |
| #154 | grilled mooseflank | 11 |
| #36 | gummi snake | 38 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #620 | lavender candy heart | 13 |
| #24 | licorice snake | 6 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #87 | maple leaf | 11 |
| #378 | maple syrup | 11 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #9 | nuclear stockpile | 7 |
| #785 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #858 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #59 | plastic nightmare troll | 4 |
| #368 | poutine | 11 |
| #1160 | roll of toilet paper | 31 |
| #24 | root beer | 11 |
| #703 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #61 | sewer snake | 11 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #61 | snake skin | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #27 | toast with cold jelly | 1 |
| #27 | toast with hot jelly | 1 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #28 | toast with sleaze jelly | 1 |
| #29 | toast with spooky jelly | 1 |
| #32 | toast with stench jelly | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #762 | white candy heart | 8 |
| #458 | white snake skin | 17 |
| #56 | wind-up spider | 3 |
| #880 | yellow candy heart | 8 |