| #160 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 8 |
| #242 | Blatantly Canadian | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #42 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 11 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #23 | LOLmec statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #56 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 6 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #132 | adder | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #54 | antique beer | 11 |
| #152 | asshat | 20 |
| #479 | black snake skin | 8 |
| #44 | bottle of Crimbognac | 11 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #31 | breakfast miracle | 11 |
| #1434 | brick | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #115 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #29 | cheer extractor | 69 |
| #21 | coal snakeskin | 2 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #40 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #33 | glass of warm water | 14 |
| #719 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #9 | grilled cheese sandwich | 11 |
| #151 | grilled mooseflank | 11 |
| #36 | gummi snake | 38 |
| #44 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #620 | lavender candy heart | 13 |
| #22 | licorice snake | 6 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #87 | maple leaf | 11 |
| #377 | maple syrup | 11 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #9 | nuclear stockpile | 7 |
| #786 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #60 | plastic nightmare troll | 4 |
| #366 | poutine | 11 |
| #1159 | roll of toilet paper | 31 |
| #23 | root beer | 11 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #61 | sewer snake | 11 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #62 | snake skin | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #27 | toast with cold jelly | 1 |
| #26 | toast with hot jelly | 1 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #28 | toast with sleaze jelly | 1 |
| #29 | toast with spooky jelly | 1 |
| #32 | toast with stench jelly | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #762 | white candy heart | 8 |
| #458 | white snake skin | 17 |
| #57 | wind-up spider | 3 |
| #882 | yellow candy heart | 8 |