| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #868 | Mad Train wine | 45 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | big ol' trophy | 1 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #11 | bugbear beanie | 1,508 |
| #13 | bugbear bungguard | 1,383 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #473 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1574 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #33 | giant stuffed bugbear | 3 |
| #17 | gingerbread bugbear | 2,879 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #165 | loaded serum blowgun | 24 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #163 | personalized birthday cake | 10 |
| #1289 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1290 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #115 | slip 'n' slide | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #263 | spray paint | 10 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #99 | vodka martini | 25 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #1222 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |