| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #247 | eldritch effluvium | 43 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #153 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #120 | negative lump | 1,000 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #42 | super-size brogurt | 1 |
| #118 | tea for one | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #150 | unidentified drink | 2 |
| #106 | used beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |