| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #797 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #91 | Saturday Night Special | 3 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #204 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Trainbot circuitry | 47 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #47 | Trainbot optics | 72 |
| #151 | Trainbot plating | 2 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #34 | Trainbot slag | 231 |
| #93 | Trainbot tubing | 16 |
| #5 | alien sandwich | 99 |
| #198 | armgun | 15 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #141 | batskin belt | 9 |
| #80 | black blade | 3 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #412 | broken sword | 4 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #340 | cardboard wakizashi | 6 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #216 | denim axe | 2 |
| #82 | drum of tommy ammo | 20 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #80 | eldritch alignment spray | 7 |
| #277 | eldritch effluvium | 21 |
| #134 | eldritch ichor | 5 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #35 | flaming sword | 31 |
| #273 | grassy cutlass | 3 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #251 | high-energy mining laser | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #67 | long pork chop sandwiches | 5 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #4 | palm-frond capris | 841 |
| #339 | peppermint tailings | 10 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #130 | sinister-looking cat | 3 |
| #161 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #307 | sweet ninja sword | 4 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #70 | tommy gun | 3 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |