| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1229 | Imp Ale | 29 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #489 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 4 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #49 | Red X Shield | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #452 | anticheese | 10 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #362 | blue striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #58 | bottle of Evermore | 25 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #114 | breakfast mess | 46 |
| #188 | bubblin' crude | 84 |
| #283 | can of Swiller | 10 |
| #229 | carton of rotten eggs | 2 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #157 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #139 | drum of tommy ammo | 5 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1108 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #1026 | ice-cold Willer | 14 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #138 | midriff scrubs | 2 |
| #40 | muddy pirate hat | 4 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #928 | old sweatpants | 51 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #50 | red badge | 5 |
| #131 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #65 | red book | 7 |
| #98 | red button | 53 |
| #86 | red coat | 2 |
| #71 | red eye | 3 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #39 | red masque | 7 |
| #680 | red pixel | 4 |
| #70 | red red wine | 20 |
| #125 | red rum | 2 |
| #47 | red shoe | 5 |
| #74 | red velvet cake | 16 |
| #49 | red-hot poker | 4 |
| #198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #189 | star staff | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #113 | surgical apron | 2 |
| #222 | ten-leaf clover | 114 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #76 | warbear battery | 31 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #32 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 30 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #604 | warbear whosit | 7 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |