| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #496 | canteen of wine | 55 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #51 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 23 |
| #495 | elven limbos gingerbread | 28 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #43 | flaming crutch | 506 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #566 | herringcello | 28 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #266 | knuckle sandwich | 92 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #204 | nanite-infested candy cane | 81 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |