| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #695 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #761 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #29 | Cerebral Cloche | 7 |
| #12 | Cerebral Crossbow | 36 |
| #11 | Cerebral Culottes | 11 |
| #700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #46 | Knob Goblin visor | 910 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #57 | black pixel | 1,135 |
| #55 | blue pixel | 3,293 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #348 | bottle of goofballs | 71 |
| #19 | broken skull | 6,700 |
| #20 | centipede eggs | 429 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #724 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| #113 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 520 |
| #55 | fat stacks of cash | 819 |
| #1081 | filthy lucre | 22 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #45 | green pixel | 3,311 |
| #694 | grue egg | 38 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #68 | loose teeth | 1,604 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #60 | meat stack | 6,027 |
| #11 | meat vortex | 12,415 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #104 | radium-flavored potato chips | 632 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #48 | red pixel | 892 |
| #39 | skeleton bone | 2,820 |
| #178 | smart skull | 115 |
| #22 | spiked femur | 307 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #92 | white pixel | 779 |
| #89 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 614 |