| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #70 | Wrecked Generator | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #352 | beertini | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #2713 | box of sunshine | 36 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #92 | goat cheese | 466 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #162 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #115 | unbearable light | 1 |