| #573 | Cloaca grenade | 25 |
| #431 | Cloaca-Cola | 83 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #554 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #190 | Gummi-Gnauga | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #134 | questionable taco | 4 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #7 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 97 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #192 | wang | 13 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |