| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #564 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥉 | can of depilatory cream | 111 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #540 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #601 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #287 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #309 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 46 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #900 | stuffed Meat | 52 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2081 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2346 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2840 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #522 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1100 | stuffed key | 38 |
| #475 | stuffed martini | 18 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #758 | stuffed mink | 62 |
| #886 | stuffed monocle | 52 |
| #2708 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1079 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #947 | stuffed tin of caviar | 49 |
| #991 | stuffed treasure chest | 47 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #27 | stuffing fluffer | 1 |
| #5 | the kindest cold cut | 333 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #49 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #39 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #72 | useless powder | 5,990 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |