Xantaxar

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#6History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#302Inner Strength1
#315Inner Truth1
#305Inner Wisdom1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#564Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
🥇Platinum HP-35 Calculator1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#947Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#57The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#45The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2343Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#203alien source code printout1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#32bad vibroknife1
#54black brandy1
#5909box of sunshine4
🥉can of depilatory cream111
#669candied bolts1
#667candied nuts1
#117chakra malt1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#22crystal belt buckle1
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#285disco horoscope (Capricorn)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#276disco horoscope (Pisces)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#275disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#3267easter egg balloon4
#540enchanted leopard-print barbell12
#806gingerbread robot1
#112hambrosier1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#66jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#44jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#46jar of psychoses (The Old Man)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#927pack of pogs1
#788petit 4.11
#502pog #01 (spider)1
#484pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#502pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#499pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#601sandwich of the gods12
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#295spiritual candy cane1
#287spiritual eggnog1
#309spiritual fruitcake1
#304spiritual gingerbread1
#12stuffed "L"1
#951stuffed Baron von Ratsworth46
#1907stuffed Cheshire bitten26
#2154stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech23
#900stuffed Meat52
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#2080stuffed angry cow24
#2259stuffed astral badger22
#2347stuffed baby gravy fairy22
#2840stuffed cocoabo16
#522stuffed crazy bastard sword13
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#2292stuffed flaming gravy fairy22
#2806stuffed frozen gravy fairy17
#2196stuffed hand turkey23
#1100stuffed key38
#475stuffed martini18
#2220stuffed mind flayer23
#758stuffed mink62
#886stuffed monocle52
#2708stuffed scary death orb18
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#2033stuffed sleazy gravy fairy25
#3269stuffed snowy owl13
#2921stuffed spooky gravy fairy16
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#2346stuffed stinky gravy fairy21
#1079stuffed teddy butler41
#947stuffed tin of caviar49
#991stuffed treasure chest47
#2137stuffed undead elbow macaroni24
#2120stuffing2
#27stuffing fluffer1
#5the kindest cold cut333
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#35training scroll: Shattering Punch1
#49training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique1
#39training scroll: Snokebomb1
#73useless powder5,990
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#435warbear beeping telegram1
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#15warbear dress bracers1
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#42warbear drone codes1
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#210warbear foil hat1
#10warbear goggles1
#164warbear gyro1
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#7warbear high festival pants1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#169warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#9warbear long johns1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
#5warbear spiked helm1
#12warbear warscarf1
#2118yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 7,463 items total!

what items are this player missing?