| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1843 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #1095 | clown hammer | 15 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1298 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #428 | ghost cucumber | 102 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #629 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #68 | hamethyst ring | 4 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #891 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1059 | length of string | 9 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #924 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #57 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #783 | vinegar | 41 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |