| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1849 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #187 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1456 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #1094 | clown hammer | 15 |
| #1356 | defective skull | 2 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1195 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1289 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #997 | felt | 9 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #428 | ghost cucumber | 102 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #630 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #68 | hamethyst ring | 4 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #1439 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1060 | length of string | 9 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1083 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1468 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #923 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #57 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #783 | vinegar | 41 |
| #1284 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |