| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #30 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #50 | Carol of the Bulls | 3 |
| #49 | Carol of the Hells | 3 |
| #51 | Carol of the Thrills | 3 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #79 | Holiday Fun! | 9 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #137 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #193 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #28 | antique beer | 19 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #113 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #45 | cheer extractor | 37 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #365 | electrical thingamabob | 9 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #165 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #67 | green rocket | 45 |
| #84 | grilled mooseflank | 32 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #155 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #133 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | mime eraser | 120 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #141 | nega-mushroom | 12 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #18 | oldcake | 12 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #24 | primitive candy cane | 10 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #15 | runny fermented egg | 12 |
| #55 | scintillating oyster egg | 16 |
| #47 | silent Q | 2 |
| #299 | skeleton bone | 160 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1944 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #1680 | stuffed monocle | 19 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #299 | stuffing | 30 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |