| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1049 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #884 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #645 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #771 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #888 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #903 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbo candied pecan | 28 |
| #415 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #511 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #669 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #462 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 73 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #570 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #28 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 7 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #514 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #248 | adder bladder | 41 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #393 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1547 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #111 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #1080 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #665 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #759 | bat wing | 5 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #785 | batgut | 10 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #271 | bit-o-cactus | 12 |
| #777 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #720 | blue plasma ball | 11 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #66 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #462 | defective skull | 48 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #67 | elven magi-pack | 225 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #126 | fertilized ghuol egg | 4 |
| #682 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #669 | foam dart | 10 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #695 | frigid ninja stars | 18 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #28 | grouper fangirl | 2 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #219 | happiness | 11 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #93 | hovering sombrero | 5 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #118 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #236 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #240 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #572 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #656 | personal massager | 4 |
| #845 | personalized coffee mug | 9 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #65 | pregnant mushroom | 7 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #39 | scary death orb | 3 |
| #124 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #239 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 42 |
| #240 | slimy sweetbreads | 41 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #136 | star starfish | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3406 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #6182 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4592 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #83 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #104 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #950 | tomato | 4 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #20 | urchin roe | 2 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #385 | wang | 3 |
| #287 | wind-up chattering teeth | 109 |
| #35 | woim | 1 |