| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #644 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #856 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #403 | Crimbo candied pecan | 28 |
| #414 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #510 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #463 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 73 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #29 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 7 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #232 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #248 | adder bladder | 41 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #392 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #110 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #758 | bat wing | 5 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #786 | batgut | 10 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #269 | bit-o-cactus | 12 |
| #778 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #720 | blue plasma ball | 11 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #463 | defective skull | 48 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #67 | elven magi-pack | 225 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #128 | fertilized ghuol egg | 4 |
| #683 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #670 | foam dart | 10 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #694 | frigid ninja stars | 18 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #27 | grouper fangirl | 2 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #218 | happiness | 11 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #93 | hovering sombrero | 5 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #119 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #656 | personal massager | 4 |
| #848 | personalized coffee mug | 9 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #65 | pregnant mushroom | 7 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #40 | scary death orb | 3 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #238 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 42 |
| #240 | slimy sweetbreads | 41 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #136 | star starfish | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4566 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #83 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #949 | tomato | 4 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #20 | urchin roe | 2 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #384 | wang | 3 |
| #286 | wind-up chattering teeth | 109 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |