| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #245 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #301 | Ent cider | 28 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #395 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 51 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #967 | Valentine | 14 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #552 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 19 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1187 | Yummy Tummy bean | 125 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #141 | brine | 108 |
| #123 | broken cellular phone | 57 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #481 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #72 | cocoa egg | 243 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #152 | dill | 207 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #279 | dwarf bread | 16 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #163 | ghost cucumber | 232 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #362 | kneecapping stick | 40 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #669 | mafia aria | 27 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | oyster basket | 16 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #163 | penguin skin | 1,060 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #380 | scroll of pasta summoning | 35 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #219 | stone of eXtreme power | 54 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #299 | support cummerbund | 25 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #58 | tasket | 12 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #59 | tisket | 12 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #130 | vinegar | 267 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #231 | yeti fur | 1,041 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |