| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #372 | CSA fire-starting kit | 5 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #125 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #1492 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #124 | corned-beef Reuben | 27 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #784 | duct tape | 32 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1262 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1081 | filthy lucre | 22 |
| #422 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #152 | left parenthesis | 4 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #138 | memory of a G | 10 |
| #115 | memory of a T | 11 |
| #202 | memory of an A | 5 |
| #93 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 15 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1228 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #144 | percent sign | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #385 | s'more | 6 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #380 | white class ring | 18 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |