| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #336 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #405 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
| 🥇 | Crimbojito | 6,000 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Bropane | 81 |
| #147 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 30 |
| #159 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 37 |
| #273 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 9 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 67 |
| #209 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 70 |
| #167 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 8 |
| #145 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 48 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 108 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 57 |
| #136 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 86 |
| #178 | O'RLY manual | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #118 | actual reality goggles | 16 |
| #39 | alien source code printout | 11 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #11 | blank diary | 10 |
| #427 | box of sunshine | 857 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #79 | filth-encrusted futon | 8 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1135 | old sweatpants | 30 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #116 | paranormal ricotta | 5 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #336 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #29 | stinkin' bindle | 12 |
| #297 | strawberry daiquiri | 10 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |