| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #402 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
| 🥇 | Crimbojito | 6,000 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #162 | Microplushie: Bropane | 81 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 30 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 37 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 9 |
| #153 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 67 |
| #208 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 70 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 8 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 48 |
| #155 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 108 |
| #152 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 57 |
| #134 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 86 |
| #177 | O'RLY manual | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #116 | actual reality goggles | 16 |
| #39 | alien source code printout | 11 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #11 | blank diary | 10 |
| #427 | box of sunshine | 857 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #79 | filth-encrusted futon | 8 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1131 | old sweatpants | 30 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #116 | paranormal ricotta | 5 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #29 | stinkin' bindle | 12 |
| #297 | strawberry daiquiri | 10 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |