| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #11 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 6 |
| #120 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #56 | Crimbo food scraps | 188 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #153 | D roll | 78 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #157 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #75 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 20 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #160 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #317 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #202 | bread man | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #176 | candy cigarette | 9 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #94 | chakra sludge | 12 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #234 | crystalline cheer | 448 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #224 | donated booze | 41 |
| #206 | donated candy | 46 |
| #249 | donated food | 32 |
| #55 | eggwater | 6 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #157 | executive mime flask | 7 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #93 | gooified animal matter | 33 |
| #43 | gooified mineral matter | 277 |
| #65 | gooified vegetable matter | 81 |
| #100 | green rocket | 12 |
| #14 | half double fruitcake | 4 |
| #69 | hamlet sandwich | 177 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #42 | hawk | 50 |
| #56 | heavy crown | 42 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #42 | honey-drenched ham slice | 190 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #77 | industrially-crushed ice | 23 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #220 | jive turkey leg | 2 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #177 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #55 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #28 | mime army superserum | 5 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #57 | mime eraser | 19 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #18 | miming beret | 4 |
| #22 | miming shirt | 4 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #192 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #124 | negative lump | 945 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #159 | overloaded micro-reactor | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #229 | peppermint tailings | 63 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #41 | ping-pong ball | 570 |
| #81 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #57 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #164 | red ale | 5 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #35 | silent H | 6 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #190 | silent O | 2 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #71 | silent X | 6 |
| #56 | slime convention coupons | 4 |
| #60 | slime convention flyers | 4 |
| #62 | slime convention t-shirt | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #445 | spectre scepter | 73 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #74 | steamed oyster | 31 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #132 | unidentified drink | 6 |
| #201 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #173 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #62 | unsanitized scalpel | 6 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #91 | whiskey in a broken glass | 31 |