| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #326 | D roll | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #742 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 7 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2214 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #269 | blind-packed capsule toy | 25 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #86 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #87 | classy monkey | 2 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #209 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 3 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #136 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 9 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #125 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 10 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #98 | discocktail | 75 |
| #151 | droll monocle | 6 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #185 | foetid seal tear | 30 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #110 | gladiator tunica | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #192 | kiwi beak | 3 |
| #519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #78 | nastygeist | 30 |
| #196 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #98 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #602 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #101 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #78 | silent pea shooter | 16 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #183 | sleeve deuce | 5 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #185 | slug of rum | 2 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #179 | space beast fur | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #65 | spooky lasso | 19 |
| #146 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #123 | sweet mochi ball | 15 |
| #183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #163 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #56 | unsanitized scalpel | 7 |
| #81 | vampire pellet | 5 |
| #129 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #172 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #54 | warbear drone assembler | 10 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #295 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |