| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #326 | D roll | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #744 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 7 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2217 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #57 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #270 | blind-packed capsule toy | 25 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #86 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #87 | classy monkey | 2 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #99 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #209 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 3 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #136 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 9 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #126 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 10 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #98 | discocktail | 75 |
| #151 | droll monocle | 6 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #185 | foetid seal tear | 30 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #110 | gladiator tunica | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #191 | kiwi beak | 3 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #78 | nastygeist | 30 |
| #198 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #68 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #95 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #98 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #78 | silent pea shooter | 16 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #182 | sleeve deuce | 5 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #183 | slug of rum | 2 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #177 | space beast fur | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #63 | spooky lasso | 19 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #123 | sweet mochi ball | 15 |
| #183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #54 | unsanitized scalpel | 7 |
| #81 | vampire pellet | 5 |
| #130 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #168 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #55 | warbear drone assembler | 10 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |