| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 7 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #120 | around the world | 31 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #246 | blue class ring | 14 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #63 | eggman noodles | 3 |
| #1052 | empty agua de vida bottle | 12 |
| #83 | equal sign | 2 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| #305 | filthy lucre | 112 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #194 | green clay bead | 63 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #86 | left parenthesis | 14 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #90 | memory of a C | 15 |
| #102 | memory of a G | 14 |
| #91 | memory of a T | 14 |
| #71 | memory of an A | 17 |
| #42 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 51 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1104 | old sweatpants | 33 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #86 | percent sign | 6 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #176 | pink clay bead | 118 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #277 | purple clay bead | 12 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #152 | red class ring | 114 |
| #109 | reflection of a map | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #103 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #195 | white class ring | 54 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #52 | wumpus hair | 34 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |