Embodiment

RankItemQuantity
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#94Adventurer bobblehead1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#58Amulet of Yendor320
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#24Brand of Violence1
#74Carpathian longsword16
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#514Chroner4
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#179KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#18Lens of Hatred1
#18Lens of Violence1
#100Liam's mail4
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#75Mr. Screege's spectacles16
🥇Mt. Noob Pale Ale3
#289New Zealand iced tea11
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#46Othello's dagger4
#56Othello's handkerchief3
#96Othello's military jacket1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#28School of Hard Knocks Diploma1
#7Science Notebook2
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#71Spookyraven signet22
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#6Third Eye1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#892Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#258Thwaitgold termite statuette43
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#16Time Cape1
#47Twitching Television Tattoo1
#83Unfortunato's foolscap7
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#32Yorick1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#131almost-dead walkie-talkie1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#57blue tulip10
#192bowl of oriole's nest soup1
#4504box of sunshine10
#70burnt snowpants15
#18cheer extractor206
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#123das boot1
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#68donated booze314
#61donated candy415
#444donated food4
#42eldritch scanner1
#789empty agua de vida bottle82
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#59flat cider1
#90fleshy lump8
#54foam pistol1
#62frigid derringer37
#604frozen banquet2
#66future drug: Coolscaline37
#76future drug: Muscularactum29
#91future drug: Smartinex24
🥈glass eye1
#160goat cheese pizza87
#70grape troll doll1
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#91haunted bindle8
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#89invisible potion1
🥉left-handed melodica1
🥈leftovers5,947
#15malevolent medallion1
#20ninjammies1
#13polyester pulsera1
#37portable Othello set1
#168rack of dinosaur ribs1
#47red tulip10
#36rose1,000
#80rotten tomato1
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#89sausage without a cause1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#129slime-soaked brain2
#58smoldering bagel punch22
#72solid shifting time weirdness1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#64standards and practices guide19
#70strange helix fossil1
#13ticksilver ring1
#86tie-dyed fannypack3
#41time shuriken1
#16time-twitching toolbelt1
#76unidentifiable dried fruit1
#8villainous scythe1
#251voodoo snuff6
🥈washboard shield1
#97weird gazelle steak1
#24white earbuds1
#58white tulip10
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1

Wow, that's 8,944 items total!

what items are this player missing?