| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #57 | Amulet of Yendor | 320 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #73 | Carpathian longsword | 16 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #513 | Chroner | 4 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #180 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #99 | Liam's mail | 4 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #74 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 16 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #290 | New Zealand iced tea | 11 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #45 | Othello's dagger | 4 |
| #55 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #70 | Spookyraven signet | 22 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 43 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #82 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 7 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #129 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #56 | blue tulip | 10 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #4501 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #69 | burnt snowpants | 15 |
| #18 | cheer extractor | 206 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #68 | donated booze | 314 |
| #61 | donated candy | 415 |
| #442 | donated food | 4 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #787 | empty agua de vida bottle | 82 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #90 | fleshy lump | 8 |
| #53 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #62 | frigid derringer | 37 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #65 | future drug: Coolscaline | 37 |
| #75 | future drug: Muscularactum | 29 |
| #90 | future drug: Smartinex | 24 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #160 | goat cheese pizza | 87 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #90 | haunted bindle | 8 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥈 | leftovers | 5,947 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #21 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #47 | red tulip | 10 |
| #36 | rose | 1,000 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #58 | smoldering bagel punch | 22 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #64 | standards and practices guide | 19 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #85 | tie-dyed fannypack | 3 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #251 | voodoo snuff | 6 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #57 | white tulip | 10 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |