| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 41 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | backwoods banjo | 5 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |