JunioR

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#24Golden Mr. Accessory3
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#403Meat detector1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#28Senior Mints11,021
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#1804badass belt30
#1132bottle of goofballs22
🥇disturbing fanfic986,283
#845easter egg balloon29
#981fuzzy dice6
#921grue egg29
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#1890oyster basket1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#1095scroll of drastic healing5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
🥇time sleigh1
#132turtle pheromones44
#586wang1

Wow, that's 997,508 items total!

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