| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #24 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #28 | Senior Mints | 11,021 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1806 | badass belt | 30 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| 🥇 | disturbing fanfic | 986,283 |
| #845 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #923 | grue egg | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1095 | scroll of drastic healing | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3793 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #133 | turtle pheromones | 44 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
Wow, that's 997,508 items total!
what items are this player missing?