| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #205 | BURT | 145 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #487 | Chroner | 8 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #143 | Cosmic Calorie | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #790 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #165 | batskin belt | 7 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #182 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #56 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #231 | fat loot token | 12 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #47 | hammerus | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1005 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #764 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #715 | old sweatpants | 83 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #270 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #803 | personalized coffee mug | 13 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #150 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #130 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #146 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #191 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #891 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #80 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1093 | useless powder | 32 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |