| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #203 | BURT | 145 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #495 | Chroner | 8 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #145 | Cosmic Calorie | 18 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #788 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #164 | batskin belt | 7 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #232 | fat loot token | 12 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #767 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #710 | old sweatpants | 83 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #806 | personalized coffee mug | 13 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #131 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #102 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #127 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #186 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #887 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1094 | useless powder | 32 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |