| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 13 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #1535 | box of sunshine | 113 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #235 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |