| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #85 | Now and Earlier | 80 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #33 | clockwork key | 38 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #18 | flat dough | 2,960 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #119 | loaded serum blowgun | 31 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #179 | personalized birthday cake | 9 |
| #1684 | pet rock | 3 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #115 | stuffed dodecapede | 100 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2525 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |