IronicChef

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#959Cloaca grenade10
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1165Ent cider1
#85Now and Earlier80
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#769aspirin1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#696broken cellular phone1
#545can of fake snow1
#443cheap plastic bottle opener15
#33clockwork key38
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#656duck-on-a-string3
#5138easter egg balloon1
#871empty blowgun1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#303fez of etymology1
#18flat dough2,960
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#2400hamethyst1
#134imitation nice watch1
#470kite15
#119loaded serum blowgun31
#686marionette2
#30orange traffic cone1
#179personalized birthday cake9
#1683pet rock3
#495petrified time1
#659rag doll3
#9red traffic cone1
#2957shiny ring1
#115stuffed dodecapede100
#615stuffed doppelshifter20
#1003teddy bear5
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1664tiny plastic angry goat11
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#2031tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1644tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#1194tiny plastic coffee pixie15
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#2048tiny plastic howling balloon monkey9
#1964tiny plastic killer bee9
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#2519tiny plastic levitating potato7
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#2235tiny plastic star starfish8
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#2068top1
#702toy soldier2
#650toy train3
#478tree skirt1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#663yo-yo40
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 3,569 items total!

what items are this player missing?