| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #217 | Chroner | 283 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #127 | Cosmic Calorie | 46 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #143 | Freddy Kruegerand | 40 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #21 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1623 | Valentine | 5 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #150 | batskin belt | 8 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #61 | caustic slime nodule | 7 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #139 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #267 | fuzzy earmuffs | 9 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #339 | ghost of a necklace | 7 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #111 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #193 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #40 | old sweatpants | 1,181 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #95 | pocket ace | 3 |
| #7 | polyester pettipants | 3 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #115 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #173 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #24 | vampire glitter | 18 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #5 | wine-soaked bone chips | 88 |