| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #706 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1515 | duct tape | 8 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1171 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #515 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #613 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #244 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #247 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #1409 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1951 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #351 | s'more | 10 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8916 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #767 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |