| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #246 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #346 | s'more | 10 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |