| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #431 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 4 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #57 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 3 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #304 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| #86 | Crimbojito | 3 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #347 | Genalen™ Bottle | 3 |
| #56 | Gin Mint | 3 |
| #604 | Go-Wassail | 22 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #341 | Hell ramen | 8 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #78 | Knob lo mein | 6 |
| #99 | Knob stroganoff | 4 |
| #337 | M-242 | 22 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #55 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #102 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #40 | S.T.L.T. | 3 |
| #40 | Sangria de Menthe | 3 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 3 |
| #49 | Tequiz Navidad | 3 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Vodka Matryoshka | 3 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #361 | a little sump'm sump'm | 6 |
| #563 | antique greaves | 5 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #79 | asparagus lo mein | 4 |
| #237 | bätzle | 3 |
| #70 | badass pie | 3 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #80 | beer basted brat | 3 |
| #35 | bishop cookie | 3 |
| #331 | black & tan | 5 |
| #302 | black forest ham | 6 |
| #118 | black pension check | 100 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #91 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #154 | boilermaker | 3 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #154 | bottle of realpagne | 3 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #134 | brains casserole | 3 |
| #478 | brown sugar cane | 4 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #360 | bunch of square grapes | 8 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #410 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #163 | cold hi mein | 3 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #99 | corpsebite | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #53 | cosmic lemonade | 3 |
| #481 | crazy little Turkish delight | 15 |
| #26 | crusty hula hoop | 18 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #133 | delicious spicy noodles | 3 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #880 | duct tape | 26 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #62 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #183 | fettucini Inconnu | 4 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #92 | fishy fish casserole | 3 |
| #78 | fishy fish lasagna | 3 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #24 | fudge pocket square | 3 |
| #347 | fudgecule | 4,143 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #119 | giant candy cane | 3 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #192 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #282 | grog | 5 |
| #24 | gummi bowtie | 3 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #319 | handful of nuts and berries | 3 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #184 | hot hi mein | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #412 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #385 | jerky coins | 52 |
| #108 | kamicorpse-ee | 3 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #67 | long pork lasagna | 3 |
| #50 | meat from yesterday | 100 |
| #171 | menudo ravioli | 3 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #147 | old coin purse | 100 |
| #132 | old leather wallet | 100 |
| #57 | olive lo mein | 8 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #93 | peach pie | 9 |
| #113 | pear tart | 4 |
| #39 | peppermint patty | 4 |
| #97 | peppermint sprout | 33 |
| #297 | perpendicular hula | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #557 | phonics down | 77 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #40 | pixellated moneybag | 100 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #221 | prussian cathouse | 3 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #157 | pumpkin beer | 4 |
| #106 | purple corpsel | 3 |
| #217 | ratini | 3 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #34 | red wagon | 15 |
| #104 | red-headed corpse | 3 |
| #97 | resolution: be feistier | 11 |
| #81 | resolution: be happier | 14 |
| #88 | resolution: be kinder | 2 |
| #96 | resolution: be luckier | 2 |
| #81 | resolution: be more adventurous | 5 |
| #99 | resolution: be sexier | 13 |
| #97 | resolution: be smarter | 10 |
| #90 | resolution: be stronger | 18 |
| #79 | resolution: be wealthier | 10 |
| #38 | rickety old unicycle | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #318 | savoy truffle | 7 |
| #746 | scroll of drastic healing | 38 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #161 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 3 |
| #82 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #161 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #303 | snake | 22 |
| #875 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 40 |
| #46 | spaghetti con calaveras | 4 |
| #168 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 6 |
| #317 | sparkler | 22 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #173 | spooky hi mein | 3 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #78 | spooky lo mein | 8 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #45 | stomach turnover | 3 |
| #37 | super ka-bob | 10 |
| #85 | super salad | 7 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #423 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #952 | tiny house | 64 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #81 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| #704 | twinkly wad | 30 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #566 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #85 | yam candy | 3 |