| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #761 | lowercase N | 3 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #447 | marshmallow | 28 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1199 | unstable DNA | 28 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #353 | wang | 4 |