| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #761 | lowercase N | 3 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #448 | marshmallow | 28 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1197 | unstable DNA | 28 |
| #1730 | useless powder | 3 |
| #354 | wang | 4 |