| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #667 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #163 | bowl of cottage cheese | 188 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #355 | commemorative war stein | 61 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #341 | imp unity ring | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #511 | old sweatpants | 130 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #82 | seal-blubber candle | 65 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #391 | viking helmet | 25 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #114 | wooden figurine | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |