| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #667 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #164 | bowl of cottage cheese | 188 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #77 | charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | commemorative war stein | 61 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #340 | imp unity ring | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #517 | old sweatpants | 130 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #81 | seal-blubber candle | 65 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #392 | viking helmet | 25 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #114 | wooden figurine | 4 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |