Warlord Hyde

RankItemQuantity
#87Abyssal ember1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#317Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II2
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#2405Valentine1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1715baconstone3
#6538badass belt2
#430balaclava1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#52bone crusher1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#668booty chest charrrm2
#163bowl of cottage cheese188
#624broken sword1
#545can of fake snow1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#77charrrm bracelet4
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#777cold ninja mask1
#360commemorative war stein61
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#1475disassembled clover2
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1677drywall axe2
#4232easter egg balloon2
#513figurine of a charred seal5
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#385figurine of a slippery seal4
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#194grass hat1
#4476grue egg2
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#4481handful of confetti2
#1679heart of the volcano1
#426icy-hot katana1
#341imp unity ring3
#691invisible bag1
#170letterman's jacket1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#425lupine sword1
#62mannequin leg1
#443mysterious silver lapel pin2
#96nasty rat mask1
#858ninja hot pants1
#518old sweatpants130
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#56painted shield1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1784porquoise2
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#1031sawblade shield1
#81seal-blubber candle65
#149severed flipper1
#82shadowy seal eye1
#2137shiny ring4
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#173stress ball1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2262toy space helmet1
#393viking helmet25
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#114wooden figurine4
#228ye olde golde frontes1

Wow, that's 631 items total!

what items are this player missing?