| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #129 | Blatantly Canadian | 37 |
| 🥉 | Buttery Knob | 149 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #12 | Frown Exerciser | 5 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #48 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 5 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #135 | Misty Cape | 15 |
| #320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #411 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 15 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #63 | Professor What T-Shirt | 16 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #131 | Spookyraven signet | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #25 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 19 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #297 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #24 | alien rock sample | 37 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #53 | basic meat fez | 2 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #25 | beer-scented teddy bear | 51 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #82 | bottled swamp gas | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #759 | box of sunshine | 385 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #44 | comfy pillow | 18 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #358 | depantsing bomb | 7 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #94 | dumb mud | 2 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #529 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
| #59 | fat wallet | 37 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #285 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 16 |
| #770 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #56 | goblin water | 12 |
| #65 | gold tooth | 10 |
| #256 | gold wedding ring | 30 |
| #282 | good brain | 11 |
| #52 | green eggnog | 4 |
| #275 | guy made of bee pollen | 11 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #146 | handful of tips | 2 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| 🥇 | indescribably horrible paste | 655 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #138 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #129 | liquid ice | 2 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #86 | loose teeth | 1,246 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #111 | maple leaf | 8 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #10 | office-supply crossbow | 100 |
| #53 | pat of butter | 37 |
| #30 | percent sign | 32 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #382 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #113 | sack lunch | 280 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #110 | shiny tribal beads | 26 |
| #69 | sinister-looking cat | 20 |
| #763 | solid gold bowling ball | 20 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #46 | temporary tribal tattoo | 27 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #53 | very overdue library book | 19 |
| #128 | wang | 37 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #90 | your own black heart | 3 |