Guvnor Butterfingers

RankItemQuantity
#63Artist's Butterknife of Regret1
#130Blatantly Canadian37
#4Buttery Knob149
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#287DNOTC Box1
#869FDKOL commendation5
#12Frown Exerciser5
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#50Interview With You (a Vampire)5
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#136Misty Cape15
#322Misty Robe2
#413Nickel Gamma of Frugality15
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#64Professor What T-Shirt16
#63Putrid Pendant1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#129Spookyraven signet2
#703The Mariachi's guitar case2
#25Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy19
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#645Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#988Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#298Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette14
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#1300Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#810Thwaitgold spider statuette2
#508Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#183Venus flytrap1
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#24alien rock sample37
#129all-purpose flower1
#634anniversary gift box6
#53basic meat fez2
#184beautiful rainbow1
#26beer-scented teddy bear51
#54bonsai tree1
#83bottled swamp gas3
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#93bowl of Tastee-Wheet™1
#760box of sunshine385
#407burnt flower1
#155can of V-113
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#43comfy pillow18
#752commemorative war stein2
#85compounded experience1
#1025daisy1
#207death blossom1
#359depantsing bomb7
#51desktop zen garden1
#94dumb mud2
#1419easter egg balloon17
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#529facsimile dictionary19
#59fat wallet37
#88forbidden sausage3
#96frost flower1
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#1453giant discarded plastic fork4
#285giant discarded torn-up glove16
#771giant pinky ring18
#16ginger beer1
#89glass gnoll eye1
#56goblin water12
#67gold tooth10
#261gold wedding ring30
#284good brain11
#53green eggnog4
#278guy made of bee pollen11
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#1106handful of confetti37
#147handful of tips2
#983heart of the volcano5
🥇indescribably horrible paste655
#74innuendo1
#140jar full of wind1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#128liquid ice2
#209little round pebble1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#86loose teeth1,246
#1424macaroni duck1
#483magical pony: Pearjack2
#645magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#112maple leaf8
#90mariachi toothpaste1
#120moose chocolate1
#169mysterious present1
#39nothingtini1
#11office-supply crossbow100
#53pat of butter37
#30percent sign32
#332phish stick3
#383pork elf goodies sack18
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#623pretty bouquet1
#2038pretty flower1
#179puff of smoke1
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#280rose1
#115sack lunch280
#1269sandwich of the gods4
#110shiny tribal beads26
#69sinister-looking cat20
#764solid gold bowling ball20
#234still-beating spleen1
#374stuffed ghuol whelp3
#424stuffed zmobie2
#47temporary tribal tattoo27
#148thought balloon1
#1404tooth1
#715towel11
#617tropical orchid1
#392tulip1
#100unrequired jacket1
#53very overdue library book19
#129wang37
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#90your own black heart3

Wow, that's 3,678 items total!

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