| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #411 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #849 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 3 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin tongs | 5 |
| #851 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #258 | Mountain Stream soda | 111 |
| #464 | Orcish baseball cap | 5 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #167 | battered hubcap | 2 |
| #297 | beer helmet | 12 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #805 | box | 5 |
| #727 | bugbear beanie | 4 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1577 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #799 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #206 | flimsy clipboard | 3 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #80 | giant candy cane | 6 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #403 | giant foam finger | 3 |
| #938 | giant needle | 6 |
| #627 | goat beard | 3 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #288 | hot plate | 2 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #419 | keg shield | 2 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #648 | leather mask | 3 |
| #548 | lihc face | 5 |
| #393 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #610 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #668 | oversized pizza cutter | 3 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #377 | perforated battle paddle | 6 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #1363 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #531 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 4 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1308 | saucepan | 6 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1489 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #858 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #782 | skeleton bone | 21 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #3145 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2925 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #799 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #1374 | turtle totem | 6 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #300 | war tongs | 5 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |