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| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #86 | Go-Wassail | 247 |
| #894 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Lobos Mints | 666 |
| #582 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #145 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 14 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #158 | The Cooler Out of Space | 19 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #7 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 3 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #91 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 161 |
| #232 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #20 | angst burger | 931 |
| #632 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #41 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 29 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #37 | booze-soaked cherry | 19 |
| #190 | bottle of Blank-Out | 83 |
| #77 | bottle of bubbles | 149 |
| #551 | box of sunshine | 594 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #693 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #29 | fudge bunny | 23 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #938 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #131 | jerky coins | 162 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #354 | obsidian dagger | 46 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #322 | pork elf goodies sack | 22 |
| #18 | really dense meat stack | 116 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #96 | sneaky wrapping paper | 11 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #109 | sorority brain | 14 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #718 | spectre scepter | 46 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #6 | whisker pencil | 1,111 |
| #89 | wind-up meatcar | 131 |