| #25 | 5-hour acrimony | 457 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #84 | Go-Wassail | 247 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Lobos Mints | 666 |
| #573 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #142 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 14 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #158 | The Cooler Out of Space | 19 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #7 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #93 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 161 |
| #230 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #19 | angst burger | 931 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #41 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 29 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #37 | booze-soaked cherry | 19 |
| #190 | bottle of Blank-Out | 83 |
| #76 | bottle of bubbles | 149 |
| #549 | box of sunshine | 594 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1298 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #30 | fudge bunny | 23 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #129 | jerky coins | 162 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #354 | obsidian dagger | 46 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #321 | pork elf goodies sack | 22 |
| #16 | really dense meat stack | 116 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #94 | sneaky wrapping paper | 11 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #109 | sorority brain | 14 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #714 | spectre scepter | 46 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #5 | whisker pencil | 1,111 |
| #90 | wind-up meatcar | 131 |