| #365 | "DRINK ME" potion | 26 |
| #803 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #273 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #894 | 8-ball | 15 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #55 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #125 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #405 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #91 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #566 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #338 | beer helmet | 10 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #361 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 13 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #626 | can of Binarrrca | 14 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #313 | decaying goldfish liver | 15 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #21 | farfalle bow tie | 2 |
| #1223 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #334 | hobo nickel | 850 |
| #32 | hobo paste | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #757 | lime | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #357 | off-white striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #550 | old sweatpants | 122 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #370 | sewer nuggets | 31 |
| #209 | sewer wad | 10 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #349 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 11 |
| #332 | slimy sweetbreads | 11 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #137 | tiny slimy cyst | 10 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |