| #365 | "DRINK ME" potion | 26 |
| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #272 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #890 | 8-ball | 15 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #202 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #404 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #92 | antique painting of a landscape | 9 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #565 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #336 | beer helmet | 10 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #361 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 13 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #621 | can of Binarrrca | 14 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #314 | decaying goldfish liver | 15 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #21 | farfalle bow tie | 2 |
| #1220 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #334 | hobo nickel | 850 |
| #32 | hobo paste | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #755 | lime | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #356 | off-white striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #542 | old sweatpants | 122 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #370 | sewer nuggets | 31 |
| #209 | sewer wad | 10 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #348 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 11 |
| #332 | slimy sweetbreads | 11 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #137 | tiny slimy cyst | 10 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |