| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #1634 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #1997 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #739 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #1592 | Yummy Tummy bean | 75 |
| #387 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #311 | ancient frozen dinner | 6 |
| #204 | ancient poisoned dart | 5 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #294 | antique packet of ketchup | 4 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #172 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #77 | ghostly pickling solution | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #173 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #331 | pine tar | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #128 | scintillating oyster egg | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |