| #113 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #82 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #67 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #66 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #255 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #51 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #91 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #64 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #92 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #114 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #359 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #106 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #113 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #55 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #47 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #169 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #113 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #115 | batarang | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #99 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #214 | blue grass | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #60 | bone bons | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #78 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #68 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #33 | bread basket | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #96 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #111 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #120 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #66 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #220 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #122 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #85 | combat fan | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #310 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #67 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #95 | demonic surgical gloves | 2 |
| #73 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #93 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #136 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #100 | eel battery | 1 |
| #49 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #111 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #75 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #131 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #138 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #159 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #87 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #112 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #88 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #117 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #55 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #137 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #105 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #70 | meteoreo | 1 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #55 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #106 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #90 | oil shell | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #131 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #42 | patent invisibility tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #170 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #122 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #91 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #68 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #166 | punk patch | 1 |
| #80 | question juice | 1 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #102 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #116 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #91 | red badge | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #120 | red letter | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #109 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #81 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #185 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #109 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #162 | short deposition | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #54 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #58 | sludgesicle | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #97 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #94 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #172 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #115 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #118 | tea for one | 1 |
| #110 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #87 | temporary yak tattoo | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #79 | tube of villain white | 1 |
| #103 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #138 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #100 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #76 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #176 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #67 | vial of blood simple syrup | 1 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #86 | witch wart | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #72 | x-ray mirror | 1 |