| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #315 | Hell ramen | 10 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #507 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1297 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #535 | Yummy Tummy bean | 374 |
| #441 | a little sump'm sump'm | 4 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #210 | bloody beer | 100 |
| #238 | bloody mary | 9 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #395 | chewing gum on a string | 20 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1046 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1033 | dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #777 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #395 | flat dough | 2 |
| #486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #593 | hellion cube | 5 |
| #580 | herb brownies | 20 |
| #288 | hermit permit | 10 |
| #625 | hot wing | 50 |
| #661 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #141 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #223 | martini | 15 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | meat paste | 500 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #232 | monkey wrench | 7 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #124 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #669 | papaya | 10 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #247 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #60 | sack of doorknobs | 2 |
| #250 | salty dog | 80 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #428 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 5 |
| #403 | shot of orange schnapps | 6 |
| #384 | shot of tomato schnapps | 7 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #817 | smart skull | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #189 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #283 | yellow striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |