| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #47 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 13 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #177 | D roll | 50 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Humpty Dumplings | 6 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #90 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2 |
| #175 | New Zealand iced tea | 62 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #285 | corrupted data | 57 |
| #24 | daub-breaker | 15 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #283 | fudgecule | 6,878 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #72 | kumquat supersucker | 14 |
| #409 | molten brick | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #600 | pack of pogs | 23 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #82 | shock belt | 2 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #35 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 6 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #339 | smoking grass | 183 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #511 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #204 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #166 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #102 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #79 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 12 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #189 | wumpus hair | 10 |