| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 23 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #75 | correction fluid | 25 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #774 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #532 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #368 | paperclip | 121 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |