| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #52 | bad-ass club | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #54 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 8 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #175 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 7 |
| #73 | figurine of an ancient seal | 15 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1054 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #126 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #559 | vorpal blade | 5 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |