| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #51 | bad-ass club | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #54 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 8 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #176 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 7 |
| #73 | figurine of an ancient seal | 15 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1054 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #126 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #558 | vorpal blade | 5 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1004 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |