| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1568 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #597 | Ent cider | 9 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #819 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 61 |
| #831 | Rock Pops | 60 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #308 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 45 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1222 | brine | 3 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #672 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #1282 | dill | 8 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #306 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #197 | red paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #479 | rice bowl | 2 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #425 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #322 | stuffed doppelshifter | 45 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #767 | vinegar | 43 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #405 | yo-yo | 77 |
| #277 | zombie pineal gland | 16 |