| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #758 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #597 | Ent cider | 9 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #821 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 61 |
| #832 | Rock Pops | 60 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #304 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 45 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #407 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #668 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #1283 | dill | 8 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #305 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #197 | red paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #477 | rice bowl | 2 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #803 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #847 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #322 | stuffed doppelshifter | 45 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #767 | vinegar | 43 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #405 | yo-yo | 77 |
| #276 | zombie pineal gland | 16 |