| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2383 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3569 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #474 | teddy borg | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |