| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2373 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #475 | teddy borg | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |