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| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1563 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #329 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 8 |
| #152 | Elfin shortbread | 7 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #552 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #529 | Gnollish pie tin | 3 |
| #579 | Gnollish plunger | 2 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #346 | a little sump'm sump'm | 7 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
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| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1721 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
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| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
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| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #474 | batblade | 4 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | black striped oyster egg | 46 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1080 | blue pixel | 7 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #59 | blue striped oyster egg | 57 |
| #666 | bone rattle | 1 |
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| #146 | bottle of whiskey | 413 |
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| #186 | boxed wine | 187 |
| #963 | broken skull | 4 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #792 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2744 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1327 | candy stake | 5 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #396 | cat appendix | 7 |
| #596 | catgut | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #402 | chewing gum on a string | 19 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #868 | cog | 8 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #603 | dirty hobo gloves | 16 |
| #1361 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1259 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #670 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #573 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #498 | enchanted bean | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #467 | enormous belt buckle | 4 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1470 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
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| #690 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #486 | flaming crutch | 9 |
| #631 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1254 | furry fur | 4 |
| #1009 | ghuol egg | 4 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1056 | giant needle | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #406 | gnatwing | 9 |
| #671 | gnoll lips | 2 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #93 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #149 | green beer | 101 |
| #964 | green pixel | 8 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #382 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #397 | lead necklace | 22 |
| #206 | magical ice cubes | 310 |
| #29 | margarita | 314 |
| #48 | martini | 294 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #127 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1560 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #94 | pink pony | 51 |
| #69 | prosthetic forehead | 19 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #195 | puce striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #48 | rainbow tie | 3 |
| #70 | red paisley oyster egg | 32 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #11 | skewer | 1,536 |
| #179 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 8 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #205 | sucky decal | 9 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #931 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #802 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #964 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #876 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #875 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #930 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #753 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 23 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #22 | whiskey sour | 175 |
| #116 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |