| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #8 | crumpled felt fedora | 2 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #6 | dire fudgesicle | 3,266 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| 🥈 | liver popsicle | 2,750 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |