| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥈 | CRIMBCO mug | 4,021 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #138 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #378 | bone chips | 37 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1474 | candy cane | 21 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #229 | daisy | 13 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1917 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |