| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥈 | CRIMBCO mug | 4,021 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #378 | bone chips | 37 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #229 | daisy | 13 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |