| #74 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 74 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #340 | BURT | 73 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #184 | Cosmic Calorie | 3 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #220 | Freddy Kruegerand | 6 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #97 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 28 |
| #339 | Microplushie: Bropane | 32 |
| #311 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 11 |
| #268 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 20 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #356 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 22 |
| #347 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 34 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #269 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 24 |
| #333 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 39 |
| #351 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 19 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 35 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #109 | Mr. Haggis | 28 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #105 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 31 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #85 | actual reality goggles | 34 |
| #92 | airblaster gun | 29 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #122 | bubblin' crude | 188 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #108 | confusing LED clock | 73 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #58 | dented spoon | 21 |
| #69 | dolphin whistle | 9 |
| #78 | dry cleaning receipt | 5 |
| #841 | duct tape | 28 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #50 | finger exerciser | 23 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #63 | gym membership card | 7 |
| #85 | haggis socks | 52 |
| #85 | haggis-infused soap | 84 |
| #105 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 34 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #343 | hobo nickel | 816 |
| #90 | home robotics kit | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #68 | magicberry tablets | 99 |
| #98 | magnetic sculpture kit | 17 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #47 | nail file | 26 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #50 | old candy wrapper | 21 |
| #82 | old love note | 4 |
| #110 | old school calculator watch | 23 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #538 | old sweatpants | 124 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |