| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |