| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #454 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #735 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1574 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1941 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1103 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #614 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1817 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #868 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1005 | ruby W | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1294 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #564 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |