| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #257 | felt | 31 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #477 | googly eye | 28 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #259 | length of string | 45 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | metallic A | 19,213 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #290 | toy wheel | 32 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #102 | wooden block | 30 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #676 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |