| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1673 | candied yams | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #258 | felt | 31 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #482 | googly eye | 28 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #1514 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #259 | length of string | 45 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | metallic A | 19,213 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | petrified time | 4 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1919 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #290 | toy wheel | 32 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #102 | wooden block | 30 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |