| #810 | Angry Farmer candy | 61 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #685 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #299 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 8 |
| #89 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #327 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2130 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #536 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #108 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 50 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #838 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #245 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #181 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #217 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #211 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #657 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #400 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #229 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 57 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #86 | banana supersucker | 10 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #422 | battered Crimbo Crate | 26 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #71 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 21 |
| #107 | breath mint | 62 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #1218 | candy cane | 27 |
| #629 | chaos butterfly | 138 |
| #152 | chocolate cigar | 12 |
| #69 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 24 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #118 | decaying goldfish liver | 70 |
| #383 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #799 | disturbing fanfic | 64 |
| #1577 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #56 | electrical thingamabob | 336 |
| #110 | elven magi-pack | 45 |
| #127 | elven medi-pack | 26 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #547 | furry fur | 96 |
| #26 | gator skin | 223 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #508 | heavy D | 89 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #66 | kumquat supersucker | 15 |
| #53 | lime supersucker | 19 |
| #649 | meat stack | 15 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #438 | pack of pogs | 44 |
| #831 | paperclip | 12 |
| #43 | pear supersucker | 20 |
| #247 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #133 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 8 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #246 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #318 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
| #132 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 8 |
| #80 | pog #08 (hellion) | 12 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #307 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #28 | popsicle stick | 224 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #353 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #168 | squirming egg sac | 99 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #58 | strawberry supersucker | 13 |
| #627 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #545 | thin black candle | 187 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2895 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #998 | toast | 630 |
| #1156 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #328 | wind-up meatcar | 36 |